1. albus severus potter: dad you were totally a jock
  2. harry potter: i was not
  3. albus severus potter: dad you were totally a jock with a trust fund, because only a jock with a trust fund would give me a name like this
  4. harry potter: i was not a jock with a trust fund. ginny, set albus straight
  5. ginny potter: honey, you were and are a jock with a trust fund


pro tip: just fucking watch pacific rim. who gives a shit about any other movie ever just fucking watch pacific rim for the rest of your natural life


I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.


Michael Fassbender in character as Frank at the after-party in NYC Tuesday, August 5th

“I can ask for cigarettes in every language.”
— David Bowie (via perfect) —


The world needs more gay and lesbian love stories. Not tragedies, not porn- actual romance. 

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